I got one in the mail today that I've never received before.
I didn't really see anything in there for me.....but, maybe you or someone you know will be interested in one of the following.
How 'bout a hoodie? And, by hoodie, I mean cape. This is for the one in your life that will be traveling to grandmother's house by walking through the forest. This is also a practical gift because it is reversible!
Also on this page is the "2009 witches calendar" and the "I feel a sin comin' on" tank top. OoooooKaaaaay...thanks for the warning!
Or, maybe you live in a climate like Lubbock where it is cool in the mornings and warm in the afternoons. This is the outfit for you!! It's a long skirt with vertical belts, so in the morning you can wear it long and once it gets warmer, you can cinch it up. Genius! Who needs to dress in layers anymore?
And, to accessorize your belty skirt, how about this human dog collar thingy? And, staying with the practicality theme, it can also be used as a bracelet!
Want to dress elfy this holiday season?
Need a hat for your elf costume?
Just so you know, this catalog is in the dumpster. And, just to be safe, the dumpster three doors down.
And, I'll be sleeping with a garlic clove necklace on tonight.
7 comments:
Do not even think about stealing my Renaissance Festival outfit and hat!
where do you suppose they found all of those invisible models? kim dawson?
i'm more worried about where they found the REAL models. what do you think that chick was thinking when she showed up and they put a "sorceress headpiece" on her?
I personally would love the top that goes with the skirt that you can wear long or short. Who would think of such a thing?
I think the elf costume would look great on you! Who orders from that company?
I finally had time to read through your post for the past month. I laughed out load, and then I read them to Ryan, and we both laughed! Thanks for the good read.
Does the cape make you look 20 pounds lighter? If so, I'm in!
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