Dear Courtney,
I'm considering selling my house by owner. Thoughts?
Signed,
Moving
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Dear Moving,
You should never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever--never sell your house by owner.
If you try, you will experience the following:
*stress
*heart attacks
*brain throbbing
*moments of fuming anger
*insomnia
*aneurysm
*jitters
*riggors
*shingles
Hire a realtor.
Signed,
Courtney
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6 comments:
So sorry. Let me know if there is anything I can do to help.
Oh No! I hope after all of that, things have worked out ok in the end.
If not, then I'm sure that Ann, Abby and I can slap a suit on them!
I will be here a few more days if you need some help.
Kara is right we can totally help you! I sold my house by owner. It may have caused you an equal amoutn of stress with a relator, you'd just have someone else to direct your anger/nerves/frustration on!! If you need us we are here!
Thanks, lawyer friends (and Robin!)! Maybe we can go after him to pay for my heart transplant when my ticker goes out! :)
SHEESH!
Hopefully, it's almost over! I know that my "heart" has not been the same since all your drama began! Yesterday, in fact, it was doing flip-flops (seriously)!
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