The Courtneys

I know I'm a couple of days late in posting this, but I thought I would announce my personal awards for the Grammys--let's call them the "Courtneys" (I know, VERY clever!).

I don't typically watch the Grammys--truthfully, they usually really annoy me! But, since there is NOTHING on tv these days, I figured I'd tune in this year.

So, without further adieu, here are the Courtney winners:


Category: Body I'd Most Like to Have When I'm SIXTY-EIGHT
Winner: Tina Turner (yeah, she's SIXTY EIGHT, people!)


Category: Body I'd Most Like to Have When I'm 32
Winner: Tina Turner


Category: Best "I've gotta pee pee" dance
Winner: Amy Winehouse


Category: Worse use of a ton of fabric
Winner: Cher's dress


Category: Best use of a ton of fabric
Winner: Whoever the engineering genius was that was able to defy gravity and contain Aretha Franklin's boobs!


Category: Spelling Bee champ
Winner: Will.I.Am for continuously spelling G-R-A-M-M-Y during his rap. I think he attending the Fergie School of Spell.


Category: Least excited to be at the Grammy's
Winner: Jason Bateman--He all but said "I don't want to be here"


Category: Most "this isn't about me"....
Winner: Kanye West (so kidding)


Category: Most Suitable for Assisting in Plane Landing
Winner: Kanye West and his sunglasses (seriously, those were ridiculous. I think even Andrea Bocelli could see those) side note--this is Kanye West's second Courtney win!


Category: "I can't believe I didn't drop dead during my performance"
Winner: Jerry Lee Lewis


Category: Biggest Winner I've Never Heard of
Winner: Herbie Hancock (is this the guy that sang "Chocolate Rain" ?)